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BOB Issue 1

BOB Issue 1- NOW on SALE!

MEDIC SEASON 2- NOW on SALE

My name is Summer Frost, and unfortunately I have the job of protecting the small town of BOB. It would be better if I liked the RAT HOLE PRISON of a town or the intellectual, incestral inhabitants that roam it's cobble pathways. ONE day I'll find a way to burn the town down to ash, BUT UNTIL THEN!

Bob is about a small town called BOB. but more immortality, Summer Frost, the unfortunate soul cast from her kingdom to protect this hell hole of a place. She's a drunk, a pill popper and her friends are all sociopaths. Her roomate is a zombie and most of all SHE HATES HER JOB!

I'm Angry!

No, not at you internet; you're fine.
No at my doctor. Who, was once again unable to diagnose what's wrong with me. I tried asking Google; who told me that I had cancerous aids and several kinds of STD's. Asking my parents only wielded a response of standing two feet back and spraying disinfectant at me. My friends told me that it was god trying to kill me after his last three attempts of being struck by lighting, throwing me off a cliff and making my kidney explode; while still inside me failed to retrieve a result.

But my doctor is sending me to a specialist. A SPECIALIST, the last three times a doctor sent me to one, I ended up in three different published medical journals. I even sighed one of them for a friend in the medical industry after he pointed out that I was in it.

When I asked for fame I didn't expect to be subject zero to some strange zombie outbreak. No I think my doctor is just screwing with me at this point, he knows what wrong with me he just wants to see me shoot hundred of my hard earned dollars at sugar pills… witch isn't helping this situation!

But in saying that every time I go to a specialist I do come out with a kick ass new scar and another published medical entry. So I can't complain.

 

Wait…

 

YES I CAN!    

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also that entry was for five of my ribs melting and fusing together around my heart… I know, WTF.   

I finally got the new site up for my freelance cartoonist website.

www.toonlancer.com www.Toonlancer.com

I am John Toonlancer I have been a professional cartoonist for over a decade.
I have illustrated two webcomics such as Fgrade's Medic, Blogged and Dtoc.
With this I have also done children's Picture books.
Work along side Shirts 4- Bronies as well as Many Tattoo's and Concept art
for small Film Productions and Animated Web Series


Whether you are an individual that enjoys a laugh,
who is looking for a personalized picture or the ECO of a multi-million dollar Organization,
who wants to add flair to there operation, or anyone in-between. Cartoons are exactly what you need

From something as small as a Newspaper gag. Though to something as large as a billboard,
a cartoon or illustration can provide invaluable impact.

Some of the common areas where cartoons and illustrations are widely used are:
-Greeting Cards
-Websites
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-The Media
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yes and MLP...